February 2012
2 tags
another graveyard shift comes to an end.
it was a quiet night and the only thing that could be heard was the sound of street sweepers sweeping, garbage trucks garbaging, and the pitter patter of a light drizzle.
A tall black dude with long dreadlocks checked out at 5am and threw something in my tip jar. i said thanks but waited until after he left to see what it was. Two medium sized nugs of light green skunkiness wrapped in the...
Anonymous asked: how many joints do you smoke a day?
polaroidsf asked: Dear Fog Bender: I'd like to take a Polaroid portrait of you for our site. You're kind of and internet celebrity around these parts. What would you think of that?
shutup
today i smoked this weed that tasted just like blueberry muffins and i cried because i never knew such beauty existed.
3 tags
teenwitch
one of the baddest bitches i know just got on with the tumblr tip.
look
sometimes you gotta put habañero tabasco, jalapeño tabasco, and orginal tabasco on whatever it is that you’re eating. that’s called multi-tabascing.
jusky: I like to imagine these anonymous... →
jusky:
I like to imagine these anonymous motherfuckers, rejected by everyone, can barely romance their own penises enough to have a round of masturbation.
You know they’ve lost everything.
Blown everything.
Have to lie to everyone to get a hint of respect.
Know they’re pathetic.
Know the future is…
chuckconqueso asked: Yeah, so...I got bored the other night so I thought it would be a good time to do some grooming on my (ahem) man parts. I kinda went overboard with it though and long story short I can't have sex until the hair grows back because I'm too embarrassed to let anyone see my penis in this hairless state. So much for getting lucky on my date tonight.
ericarosie asked: I ate an entire box of velveeta today, am I pregnant? If so I hope they're kittens. Way cuter than a baby.
i'm at work doing a shift that i rarely am...
tell me something.
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