December 2010
Fuck City: Hey time, slow the fuck down. →
twitdeedum:
I remember as a child how my perception of time was something of mammoth proportions. Days seemed to crawl, years seemed immeasurable, and getting old? Not me! But then something happened, sometime, somewhere. Maybe it was instant, perhaps it was gradual. But here I am sitting on the cusp of…
elliemce asked: Is "the fog bender" a play of Avatar: The Last Airbender? If so, I like it. If not, and you're just good at fog, that's cool too. And mostly, hey thanks for following!
elliemce asked: Is "the fog bender" a play of Avatar: The Last Airbender? If so, I like it. If not, and you're just good at fog, that's cool too. And mostly, hey thanks for following!
bitchesarebitches asked: who are you? tell me something about yourself :)
bitchesarebitches asked: who are you? tell me something about yourself :)
let's drunkdial eachother.
hey, im gonna get real drunk in a second and then call you and tell you that i really miss you and you’re like such a good friend and stuff and like, dude, when are we gonna get the old band back together and have you seen that new movie with that one chick in it? she is so hot. dude.
oh yeah, i’m totally gonna pocket call you later too, ok?
Watch
To catch a predator.
Santa- ho ho ho.. Oh shit.
Chris Hansen- why don’t you have a seat right here for me.
Santa- I was just dropping off these presents…
i love paper rad. →
this is old but so fucking good.
lilytrail asked: Song game.
Name:
-A song about a woman.
-A song about a man.
-A song about an inanimate object.
-A song about drinking.
-A song about food.
-A song that is politically incorrect.
Name:
-A song about a woman.
-A song about a man.
-A song about an inanimate object.
-A song about drinking.
-A song about food.
-A song that is politically incorrect.
Beercaholics Anonymous.
Beer. Wether it be served in a plastic red dixie cup from an ice cold keg, a dented 12 ounce can of whatever encased by a cozy with a sick Baphomet printed on it, or some kinda classy, stupid, unheardof microbrew with a 12 or more alcohol percentage, I enjoy it all.
Tecate and a tequila please.
I used to work at this bar across the street from a police station until I got “let go” for no other reason than the new “owners” wanted to “run a tighter ship”. Bullshit to that I say. But I’m still way good friends with everyobody who works there and today, after work at my new job (the dog hotel), I decided to swing by the old bar and say hi.
My...
lilytrail asked: Song game.
Name:
-A song about a woman.
-A song about a man.
-A song about an inanimate object.
-A song about drinking.
-A song about food.
-A song that is politically incorrect.
Name:
-A song about a woman.
-A song about a man.
-A song about an inanimate object.
-A song about drinking.
-A song about food.
-A song that is politically incorrect.
Hello Tumblr Blackberry App.
Oh great. Now I can do this from my phone in bed.
This is significant because I don’t have the internet at my house. what internetting I can’t get done on my phone (a black and orange Blackberry Curve 8330), I get done at the cafe or the library up the street.
Why don’t I have the internet at my house? Because all my neighbors’ networks are secure. How...
None Of Them Knew They Were Robots.
i had a tumblr about 2 years ago and it was just pictures from my phone. i stopped posting and forgot the password.
since then ive become addicted to twitter and the people i follow. i noticed they all had tumblrs that i should maybe think about reading and now, today, ive decided to use my free time on my day off to join this dumb thing. so here goes.
i guess i’ll start reading your...