February 2012
jusky: I like to imagine these anonymous... →
jusky:
I like to imagine these anonymous motherfuckers, rejected by everyone, can barely romance their own penises enough to have a round of masturbation.
You know they’ve lost everything.
Blown everything.
Have to lie to everyone to get a hint of respect.
Know they’re pathetic.
Know the future is…
chuckconqueso asked: Yeah, so...I got bored the other night so I thought it would be a good time to do some grooming on my (ahem) man parts. I kinda went overboard with it though and long story short I can't have sex until the hair grows back because I'm too embarrassed to let anyone see my penis in this hairless state. So much for getting lucky on my date tonight.
ericarosie asked: I ate an entire box of velveeta today, am I pregnant? If so I hope they're kittens. Way cuter than a baby.
i'm at work doing a shift that i rarely am...
tell me something.
Twitter is bacon and Tumblr is Nutella.
gipple?
remember that Seinfeld when he was all like “Gipple?”
i’m at work again. TELL ME SOME SHIT.
gravey
sometimes after a graveyard shift you just gotta have a beer. i don’t care it it’s 9am, i want a beer. i want all the beer.
later, i will be spotted drunk and passed out, laying half on the sidewalk, half in the street. i will be honked at bay a Prius attempting to park until i eventually vomit and roll over into my vomit. a 4th grade field trip will walk past me and stare as my...
